Welcome to web performance improvement demo.

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  Cat 1

  I am a cat. I have, as yet, no name.

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  Cat 2

  I am a cat. I have, as yet, no name.

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  Cat 3

  I am a cat. I have, as yet, no name.

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  Cat 4

  I am a cat. I have, as yet, no name.

I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That's it. No big deal. Just three stories.